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Oystired Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Lazy Oyster Graphic Pullover
$54.90
Soft, slightly oversized, and cheekily charming — this crew sweatshirt brings a wink to slow mornings and long weekends. The plush 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels warm against the skin while the clean crew neckline and ribbed collar hold their shape wash after wash.
A sleepy oyster illustration sits front and center — a private joke for people who love cozy downtime, seafood humor, or playful streetwear. Wear it while brewing a late cup of coffee, lounging by the water, or layering for an evening bonfire.
Product Features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for smooth drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton
- Tear-away neck label for comfort; sizes S–5XL
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |